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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
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Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
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The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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"Messi? I Want to Get Downright Filthy," New Argentina Soccer Fan Exclaims
Sports The Cherry Swamp 12/20/22 Sports The Cherry Swamp 12/20/22

"Messi? I Want to Get Downright Filthy," New Argentina Soccer Fan Exclaims

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Pat Collins’ Snow Stick Announces Solo Career
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/19/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/19/22

Pat Collins’ Snow Stick Announces Solo Career

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AdMo Woman Putting the "Sag" in Sagittarius Season By Not Wearing Bra for A Month
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/18/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/18/22

AdMo Woman Putting the "Sag" in Sagittarius Season By Not Wearing Bra for A Month

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Sam Bankman-Fried Joins the Blockchain Gang
World The Cherry Swamp 12/17/22 World The Cherry Swamp 12/17/22

Sam Bankman-Fried Joins the Blockchain Gang

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White Lotus Season 3: Where Should It Be in DC?
Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 12/16/22 Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 12/16/22

White Lotus Season 3: Where Should It Be in DC?

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MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/15/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/15/22

MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season

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True Story: The Gen-Z Congressman Joined Our Petworth Group House
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 12/14/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 12/14/22

True Story: The Gen-Z Congressman Joined Our Petworth Group House

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Mayor Bowser Attempts to Hide Homeless as Presents Under the Tree
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/13/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/13/22

Mayor Bowser Attempts to Hide Homeless as Presents Under the Tree

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CEOs Create the Recession They Wished to See in the World
Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 12/12/22 Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 12/12/22

CEOs Create the Recession They Wished to See in the World

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Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/11/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/11/22

Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway

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Millions of Americans Relieved They Can Stop Pretending to Like Soccer
Sports The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22 Sports The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22

Millions of Americans Relieved They Can Stop Pretending to Like Soccer

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WMATA Brags Red Line Service Improved from Non-functional to Dysfunctional
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22

WMATA Brags Red Line Service Improved from Non-functional to Dysfunctional

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World Can Rest Now That All Brit(t)neys Are Free
World The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22 World The Cherry Swamp 12/9/22

World Can Rest Now That All Brit(t)neys Are Free

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New Therapy Practice Specializes in Trauma of Searching for a Therapist in DC
Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22 Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22

New Therapy Practice Specializes in Trauma of Searching for a Therapist in DC

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Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22

Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk

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"But AI Can Have Inherent Racial Bias," Complains Cop Who Lost Job to 'Killer Robot'
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 12/7/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 12/7/22

"But AI Can Have Inherent Racial Bias," Complains Cop Who Lost Job to 'Killer Robot'

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DC Singles Lose Another Way to Not Meet Their Person
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/6/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/6/22

DC Singles Lose Another Way to Not Meet Their Person

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Husband of Renowned Human Rights Lawyer Receives Local Arts Award
Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 12/5/22 Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 12/5/22

Husband of Renowned Human Rights Lawyer Receives Local Arts Award

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Elon Musk Tells Twitter Employees to Pee in a Bottle to Compete with Amazon
Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22 Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22

Elon Musk Tells Twitter Employees to Pee in a Bottle to Compete with Amazon

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Dog Files for Emancipation After Mom Feeds Her Two Minutes Late
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22

Dog Files for Emancipation After Mom Feeds Her Two Minutes Late

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