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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Jul 27, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Jun 16, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Jun 14, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Jun 7, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

May 29, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

May 28, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

May 23, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

May 22, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

May 19, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

May 9, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

The Cherry Swamp 6/16/23 The Cherry Swamp 6/16/23

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Let your tears be your own protected wetland.

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George Santos Says Yes to Law & Order Cameo, Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Arrested

The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23 The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23

George Santos Says Yes to Law & Order Cameo, Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Arrested

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Agreement Reached to Raise Justice Clarence Thomas' Bribery Debt Ceiling

The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23 The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23

Agreement Reached to Raise Justice Clarence Thomas' Bribery Debt Ceiling

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Documents Reveal Lincoln Wanted His Memorial to be Background in Prom Photos

The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23 The Cherry Swamp 5/12/23

Documents Reveal Lincoln Wanted His Memorial to be Background in Prom Photos

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AR-15 Leads Polls in Race for Texas Senate Seat

The Cherry Swamp 5/10/23 The Cherry Swamp 5/10/23

AR-15 Leads Polls in Race for Texas Senate Seat

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Desperate Tucker Carlson Applies for Teen Vogue's Summer Internship

The Cherry Swamp 5/4/23 The Cherry Swamp 5/4/23

Desperate Tucker Carlson Applies for Teen Vogue's Summer Internship

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10 Tucker Carlson-Themed Drinks Coming To A Bar Near You This Week

The Cherry Swamp 4/27/23 The Cherry Swamp 4/27/23

10 Tucker Carlson-Themed Drinks Coming To A Bar Near You This Week

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DC Criminal Code Voted Down by Migrant Workers

The Cherry Swamp 4/16/23 The Cherry Swamp 4/16/23

DC Criminal Code Voted Down by Migrant Workers

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President Biden Accidentally Tips Waitstaff with Classified Documents

The Cherry Swamp 4/15/23 The Cherry Swamp 4/15/23

President Biden Accidentally Tips Waitstaff with Classified Documents

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Court Decrees Boston "Dubliner" Bar Must Relocate to Dublin, OH

The Cherry Swamp 3/31/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/31/23

Court Decrees Boston "Dubliner" Bar Must Relocate to Dublin, OH

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TikTok Banned on Government Devices; PornHub Comes Pre-Installed For Some Reason

The Cherry Swamp 3/31/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/31/23

TikTok Banned on Government Devices; PornHub Comes Pre-Installed For Some Reason

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Opinion: Don’t Kink Shame the New York DA for Edging Half of America

The Cherry Swamp 3/22/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/22/23

Opinion: Don’t Kink Shame the New York DA for Edging Half of America

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Awaiting Indictment, Trump Shoots Man on Fifth Avenue

The Cherry Swamp 3/21/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/21/23

Awaiting Indictment, Trump Shoots Man on Fifth Avenue

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"Ew, You Take Him!" Says Satan After Releasing Mitch McConnell From Deathly Grasp

The Cherry Swamp 3/16/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/16/23

"Ew, You Take Him!" Says Satan After Releasing Mitch McConnell From Deathly Grasp

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Adidas Left with $3 Billion of Unsellable 'Dilzys' after Dropping Scott Adams Partnership

The Cherry Swamp 3/10/23 The Cherry Swamp 3/10/23

Adidas Left with $3 Billion of Unsellable 'Dilzys' after Dropping Scott Adams Partnership

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Air Force Shoots Down Three More Women's Sexual Assault Claims

The Cherry Swamp 2/16/23 The Cherry Swamp 2/16/23

Air Force Shoots Down Three More Women's Sexual Assault Claims

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Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy

The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23 The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23

Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy

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Nancy Pelosi High AF Now that She Doesn’t Have to Sit Behind POTUS at State of the Union

The Cherry Swamp 2/8/23 The Cherry Swamp 2/8/23

Nancy Pelosi High AF Now that She Doesn’t Have to Sit Behind POTUS at State of the Union

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Right Wing Cat Launches #NotAllDogs Movement

The Cherry Swamp 1/29/23 The Cherry Swamp 1/29/23

Right Wing Cat Launches #NotAllDogs Movement

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Buttigieg Changes DOT Font to Curlz MT to Distract from Airline Meltdowns

The Cherry Swamp 1/27/23 The Cherry Swamp 1/27/23

Buttigieg Changes DOT Font to Curlz MT to Distract from Airline Meltdowns

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