Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

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  • The CIA

  • Uber drivers

  • Reporting mail fraud to U.S. Postal Inspection Service

  • Other mail carriers

  • They're actually not talking to anyone–they're just trying to avoid talking to strangers on the street

  • Aliens–mail carriers are their first contact

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