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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Love & Dating, Local
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Love & Dating, Local
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Love & Dating, Local
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
Local, Work & Technology
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
Local, Work & Technology
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Local, Work & Technology
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!
Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!
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Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"
Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"
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Tenleytown Couple Spends Two Hours at Concert in Capital One Arena, Four Hours Exiting the Parking Garage
Tenleytown Couple Spends Two Hours at Concert in Capital One Arena, Four Hours Exiting the Parking Garage
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Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale
Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale
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U St Vida to Offer Liver Personal Trainers for Pride
U St Vida to Offer Liver Personal Trainers for Pride
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Abandoned Downtown Offices Converted Into Scooby-Doo Mystery Haunted Houses
Abandoned Downtown Offices Converted Into Scooby-Doo Mystery Haunted Houses
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Russians Hack Metro, Decide It’s Already Messed Up Enough
Russians Hack Metro, Decide It’s Already Messed Up Enough
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
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Hill-tern Stalls Paying Brunch Check Until His Direct Deposit Hits
Hill-tern Stalls Paying Brunch Check Until His Direct Deposit Hits
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Housemate with Pet Snake Still More Approachable than Basement Guy Whose Entire Personality is Allergies
Housemate with Pet Snake Still More Approachable than Basement Guy Whose Entire Personality is Allergies
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Brookland Couple Accidentally Go to Regular Barbershop Instead of Speakeasy
Brookland Couple Accidentally Go to Regular Barbershop Instead of Speakeasy
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AdMo Introvert Jumps Into Traffic to Avoid Making Eye Contact with Former Coworker
AdMo Introvert Jumps Into Traffic to Avoid Making Eye Contact with Former Coworker
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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White Woman Invites Every Latina Friend to "Celebrate" Cinco de Mayo with Margs at 10 am
White Woman Invites Every Latina Friend to "Celebrate" Cinco de Mayo with Margs at 10 am
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Study Finds an Average of 7.6 People-Per-Blanket at Gen Z Picnics
Study Finds an Average of 7.6 People-Per-Blanket at Gen Z Picnics
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Jogger Dies After Getting Smacked by Nine Volleyballs at Once in Logan Circle
Jogger Dies After Getting Smacked by Nine Volleyballs at Once in Logan Circle
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Logan Circle Woman Pulls Fire Alarm in Ploy to Meet Building's Dogs
Logan Circle Woman Pulls Fire Alarm in Ploy to Meet Building's Dogs
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Report Finds 90% of People Who Own a New Yorker Tote Bag Live in Washington, DC
Report Finds 90% of People Who Own a New Yorker Tote Bag Live in Washington, DC
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WMATA's New Faregates to Replace High Jump Bars at 2024 Olympics
WMATA's New Faregates to Replace High Jump Bars at 2024 Olympics
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Nationwide Adderall Shortage Forces GW Grad Student to Take It As Prescribed
Nationwide Adderall Shortage Forces GW Grad Student to Take It As Prescribed
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Georgetown Man Confused Why His 2017 World Bank Report Has No Takers at Little Free Library
Georgetown Man Confused Why His 2017 World Bank Report Has No Takers at Little Free Library
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Lives of English Basement Dwellers Reinvigorated Following “Spring Forward”
Lives of English Basement Dwellers Reinvigorated Following “Spring Forward”
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Mayor Bowser's Budget Actually Three Landlords Stacked In a Trenchcoat
Mayor Bowser's Budget Actually Three Landlords Stacked In a Trenchcoat
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Takoma Woman Annoyed Taking Care of Herself Actually Works
Takoma Woman Annoyed Taking Care of Herself Actually Works
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Tourists Embrace Nature by Accelerating Its Extinction
Tourists Embrace Nature by Accelerating Its Extinction
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"Wayfair, You've Got Just What I Need!" Sings CoHi Woman in Desperate Need of Lexapro
"Wayfair, You've Got Just What I Need!" Sings CoHi Woman in Desperate Need of Lexapro
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Bowser Commemorates Women’s History Month by Quietly Excusing Sexual Harasser
Bowser Commemorates Women’s History Month by Quietly Excusing Sexual Harasser
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