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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

National Mall = one partner sits on top and makes very slight movements back and forth like they’re riding a segway

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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Erotica We Want in Our Book Club This Summer
Erotica We Want in Our Book Club This Summer
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Cap Hill Couple Announces Pregnancy by Making Fetus' LinkedIn Profile
Cap Hill Couple Announces Pregnancy by Making Fetus' LinkedIn Profile
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Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy
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What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style
What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style
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ISO a F@¢k: What to List on Your Buy Nothing Group that Says "I Wanna Smash"
ISO a F@¢k: What to List on Your Buy Nothing Group that Says "I Wanna Smash"
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“Is He an Intellectual or Just Broke?” Asks Woman After Fourth Smithsonian Date
“Is He an Intellectual or Just Broke?” Asks Woman After Fourth Smithsonian Date
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Brightwood Couple Agree to Share Air Fryer Custody Following Breakup
Brightwood Couple Agree to Share Air Fryer Custody Following Breakup
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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale
Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale
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Sonic Boom Actually Arlington Woman Reaching the End of Hinge
Sonic Boom Actually Arlington Woman Reaching the End of Hinge
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

National Mall = one partner sits on top and makes very slight movements back and forth like they’re riding a segway

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NoMa Millennial Feels Jealous, Alone After Friend Hosts Second Divorce Party
NoMa Millennial Feels Jealous, Alone After Friend Hosts Second Divorce Party
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Streak Continues: Man Who Didn't Ask You Questions on First Date Now Husband Who Doesn't Know Your Middle Name
Streak Continues: Man Who Didn't Ask You Questions on First Date Now Husband Who Doesn't Know Your Middle Name
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Ivy City Man's Hinge Matches Skyrocket after Adding Row House Rooftop Pic
Ivy City Man's Hinge Matches Skyrocket after Adding Row House Rooftop Pic
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Navy Yard Man Proposes To Girlfriend In Long-Game Effort To Network
Navy Yard Man Proposes To Girlfriend In Long-Game Effort To Network
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Erotica We Want in Our Book Club This Summer
Erotica We Want in Our Book Club This Summer
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Gay Man Outraged His Porn Bot Followers on Instagram Not Men
Gay Man Outraged His Porn Bot Followers on Instagram Not Men
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Love is Blind Rebrands Dating Pods as SCIFs to Attract DC Contestants
Love is Blind Rebrands Dating Pods as SCIFs to Attract DC Contestants
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Cap Hill Couple Announces Pregnancy by Making Fetus' LinkedIn Profile
Cap Hill Couple Announces Pregnancy by Making Fetus' LinkedIn Profile
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Recently Divorced Millennial Couple in Bitter Custody Battle Over Costco Membership
Recently Divorced Millennial Couple in Bitter Custody Battle Over Costco Membership
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Straight Woman Can’t Comprehend Why Gay Friend + Gay Friend Doesn’t Equal Couple
Straight Woman Can’t Comprehend Why Gay Friend + Gay Friend Doesn’t Equal Couple
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People with Winter Bodies Disappointed They Weren’t Able to Thrive This Year
People with Winter Bodies Disappointed They Weren’t Able to Thrive This Year
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Missed Connection: You Were Kicked Out of the Buy Nothing Group for Stealing… My Heart
Missed Connection: You Were Kicked Out of the Buy Nothing Group for Stealing… My Heart
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"Now THAT'S How to Cook" Says Boyfriend After Making Couple Dinner for First Time in Three Years
"Now THAT'S How to Cook" Says Boyfriend After Making Couple Dinner for First Time in Three Years
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Kid at Heart! This Man Won't Do Anything Unless He's Asked!
Kid at Heart! This Man Won't Do Anything Unless He's Asked!
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Petworth Woman Re-downloads, Deletes Hinge in a Record 15 Minutes on Valentine's Day
Petworth Woman Re-downloads, Deletes Hinge in a Record 15 Minutes on Valentine's Day
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Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy
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DC Dating Hack: Brentwood Woman Uses TaskRabbit as Dating App
DC Dating Hack: Brentwood Woman Uses TaskRabbit as Dating App
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Arlington Bro Writes Entire Hinge Profile With ChatGPT
Arlington Bro Writes Entire Hinge Profile With ChatGPT
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Lonely Van Ness Man Switches Deodorants to Smell Like He's Been Around Someone Else
Lonely Van Ness Man Switches Deodorants to Smell Like He's Been Around Someone Else
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Hyatt Staff Given the Week Off Following Mid-Atlantic Leather Convention
Hyatt Staff Given the Week Off Following Mid-Atlantic Leather Convention
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Petworth Woman Uses the "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" Facebook Page as a Dating App
Petworth Woman Uses the "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" Facebook Page as a Dating App
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What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style
What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style
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MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season
MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season
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Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway
Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway
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Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk
Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk
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