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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Jun 14, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
May 19, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
May 9, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Love & Dating, Local The Cherry Swamp 7/27/23 Love & Dating, Local The Cherry Swamp 7/27/23

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/14/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/14/23

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

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Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!
Food, Local The Cherry Swamp 6/13/23 Food, Local The Cherry Swamp 6/13/23

Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!

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Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/12/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/12/23

Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"

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Tenleytown Couple Spends Two Hours at Concert in Capital One Arena, Four Hours Exiting the Parking Garage
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/12/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/12/23

Tenleytown Couple Spends Two Hours at Concert in Capital One Arena, Four Hours Exiting the Parking Garage

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Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale
Local, Love & Dating, Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 6/11/23 Local, Love & Dating, Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 6/11/23

Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale

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U St Vida to Offer Liver Personal Trainers for Pride
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/9/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/9/23

U St Vida to Offer Liver Personal Trainers for Pride

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Abandoned Downtown Offices Converted Into Scooby-Doo Mystery Haunted Houses
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/26/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/26/23

Abandoned Downtown Offices Converted Into Scooby-Doo Mystery Haunted Houses

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Russians Hack Metro, Decide It’s Already Messed Up Enough
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/24/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/24/23

Russians Hack Metro, Decide It’s Already Messed Up Enough

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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/23/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/23/23

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
Local, Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 5/22/23 Local, Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 5/22/23

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

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Hill-tern Stalls Paying Brunch Check Until His Direct Deposit Hits
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/21/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/21/23

Hill-tern Stalls Paying Brunch Check Until His Direct Deposit Hits

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Housemate with Pet Snake Still More Approachable than Basement Guy Whose Entire Personality is Allergies
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/18/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/18/23

Housemate with Pet Snake Still More Approachable than Basement Guy Whose Entire Personality is Allergies

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Brookland Couple Accidentally Go to Regular Barbershop Instead of Speakeasy
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/13/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/13/23

Brookland Couple Accidentally Go to Regular Barbershop Instead of Speakeasy

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AdMo Introvert Jumps Into Traffic to Avoid Making Eye Contact with Former Coworker
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/11/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/11/23

AdMo Introvert Jumps Into Traffic to Avoid Making Eye Contact with Former Coworker

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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/9/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/9/23

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

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White Woman Invites Every Latina Friend to "Celebrate" Cinco de Mayo with Margs at 10 am
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/5/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/5/23

White Woman Invites Every Latina Friend to "Celebrate" Cinco de Mayo with Margs at 10 am

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Study Finds an Average of 7.6 People-Per-Blanket at Gen Z Picnics
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/1/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/1/23

Study Finds an Average of 7.6 People-Per-Blanket at Gen Z Picnics

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Jogger Dies After Getting Smacked by Nine Volleyballs at Once in Logan Circle
Local The Cherry Swamp 4/29/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 4/29/23

Jogger Dies After Getting Smacked by Nine Volleyballs at Once in Logan Circle

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Logan Circle Woman Pulls Fire Alarm in Ploy to Meet Building's Dogs
Local The Cherry Swamp 4/28/23 Local The Cherry Swamp 4/28/23

Logan Circle Woman Pulls Fire Alarm in Ploy to Meet Building's Dogs

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