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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Jun 14, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
May 19, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
May 9, 2023

Nats Field Rat Becomes New Mascot of 2022 Season
Sports The Cherry Swamp 5/20/22 Sports The Cherry Swamp 5/20/22

Nats Field Rat Becomes New Mascot of 2022 Season

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Brightwood Man Claims Daily Exposure to COVID To Avoid Return to Office
Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 5/19/22 Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 5/19/22

Brightwood Man Claims Daily Exposure to COVID To Avoid Return to Office

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WMATA Stations Install Free Little Libraries So You Can Read Whole Fucking Book While You Wait
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/18/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/18/22

WMATA Stations Install Free Little Libraries So You Can Read Whole Fucking Book While You Wait

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Did You Instagram the Double Rainbow or Are You a Useless Piece of Shit?
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/17/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/17/22

Did You Instagram the Double Rainbow or Are You a Useless Piece of Shit?

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Navy Yard Man Gives Two Weeks Notice After Accidentally Calling Boss “Mom”
Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 5/17/22 Work & Technology The Cherry Swamp 5/17/22

Navy Yard Man Gives Two Weeks Notice After Accidentally Calling Boss “Mom”

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WMATA Unveils New "Stationary Escalator" Technology in All Metro Stations
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/16/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/16/22

WMATA Unveils New "Stationary Escalator" Technology in All Metro Stations

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Missed Connection: You Were Holding a Wire Hanger and Wearing a Handmaid's Robe Outside the Supreme Court
Love & Dating, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/15/22 Love & Dating, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/15/22

Missed Connection: You Were Holding a Wire Hanger and Wearing a Handmaid's Robe Outside the Supreme Court

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Russian Embassy Open House Swag Bag Filled with Lies, Propaganda, Disinformation
World The Cherry Swamp 5/14/22 World The Cherry Swamp 5/14/22

Russian Embassy Open House Swag Bag Filled with Lies, Propaganda, Disinformation

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Study: Seven Minutes is the Max Time to Use the Bathroom Before Your Date Thinks You’re Pooping
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/13/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/13/22

Study: Seven Minutes is the Max Time to Use the Bathroom Before Your Date Thinks You’re Pooping

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This Week's Most Popular Happy Hour Game: Fuck, Marry, Abort, SCOTUS Edition
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/12/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/12/22

This Week's Most Popular Happy Hour Game: Fuck, Marry, Abort, SCOTUS Edition

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DC Dating: Required Compatibility Questions for 2022
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/11/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/11/22

DC Dating: Required Compatibility Questions for 2022

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Cap Hill Man Bodychecks Chris Evans to Fanboy Over Jon Ossoff
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/11/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/11/22

Cap Hill Man Bodychecks Chris Evans to Fanboy Over Jon Ossoff

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AlertDC Notifications Now Issued Only When Roads Aren't Closed
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/9/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/9/22

AlertDC Notifications Now Issued Only When Roads Aren't Closed

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Drag Queen Goes Entire Show Without Mentioning Bl!@#$!@#s, F!#@$!# or !@#$!#$
Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 5/8/22 Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 5/8/22

Drag Queen Goes Entire Show Without Mentioning Bl!@#$!@#s, F!#@$!# or !@#$!#$

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Not Smart Enough for This: Friend Wants to See Movie Only Showing at E Street Cinema
Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 5/7/22 Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 5/7/22

Not Smart Enough for This: Friend Wants to See Movie Only Showing at E Street Cinema

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Kenyan McDuffie Ruled Ineligible for Dog Catcher After Revealed To Be Cat Person
Local, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/7/22 Local, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 5/7/22

Kenyan McDuffie Ruled Ineligible for Dog Catcher After Revealed To Be Cat Person

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Spring Valley Man Deemed Too Nerdy for Nerd Prom
The Cherry Swamp 5/6/22 The Cherry Swamp 5/6/22

Spring Valley Man Deemed Too Nerdy for Nerd Prom

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“I Love Mexican Culture!” Screams Drunk AdMo Man at Barcelona on Cinco de Mayo
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22

“I Love Mexican Culture!” Screams Drunk AdMo Man at Barcelona on Cinco de Mayo

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United Announces Nonstop Flights from DCA to Dulles
Local The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22

United Announces Nonstop Flights from DCA to Dulles

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DC Driver's License Hottie Has Singles Lining Up to be His Organ Donation Recipient
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/4/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 5/4/22

DC Driver's License Hottie Has Singles Lining Up to be His Organ Donation Recipient

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