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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Jun 14, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
May 19, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
May 9, 2023

REPORT: Blondes Do Have More Fun Due To All Their White Privilege
Lifestyle, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Lifestyle, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

REPORT: Blondes Do Have More Fun Due To All Their White Privilege

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Childless DC Residents Reminded of Back to School Season By Local Target Being Out of Everything
Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

Childless DC Residents Reminded of Back to School Season By Local Target Being Out of Everything

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Floridians Irritated by All the COVID Getting into Flip Flops
US & Politics, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 US & Politics, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

Floridians Irritated by All the COVID Getting into Flip Flops

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Sinkhole Opens in DC, Unfortunately Dan's Cafe Spared
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

Sinkhole Opens in DC, Unfortunately Dan's Cafe Spared

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Mike Richards Announces His Jeopardy! Replacement, Rike Michards
Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

Mike Richards Announces His Jeopardy! Replacement, Rike Michards

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The Walking Dead's Post-Apocalyptic DC Metro Still Somehow More Inviting than the Current Day NYC Subway
Local, Entertainment Anna Ross 8/27/21 Local, Entertainment Anna Ross 8/27/21

The Walking Dead's Post-Apocalyptic DC Metro Still Somehow More Inviting than the Current Day NYC Subway

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I Have An Honorary Degree in Epidemiology and Other Side Effects of Living Through a Pandemic
Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

I Have An Honorary Degree in Epidemiology and Other Side Effects of Living Through a Pandemic

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Fredericksburg Dad Rehearses Monologue, Prepares for Reenactment of DC Area Earthquake as 10-Year Anniversary Approaches
Local Anna Ross 8/27/21 Local Anna Ross 8/27/21

Fredericksburg Dad Rehearses Monologue, Prepares for Reenactment of DC Area Earthquake as 10-Year Anniversary Approaches

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5 Excuses for When You Want to Decline an Invitation for a Baby Shower in Fucking Fairfax County, VA
Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

5 Excuses for When You Want to Decline an Invitation for a Baby Shower in Fucking Fairfax County, VA

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George W. Bush Excitedly Dusts Off 'Mission Accomplished' Banner
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21

George W. Bush Excitedly Dusts Off 'Mission Accomplished' Banner

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Biden Press Release on Afghanistan is Just the "Well, That Escalated Quickly" Meme
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21

Biden Press Release on Afghanistan is Just the "Well, That Escalated Quickly" Meme

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Husbands Everywhere Protest Against Prince Harry & Alexis Ohanian: "Our Wives Are No Longer Accepting The Bare Minimum!"
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Husbands Everywhere Protest Against Prince Harry & Alexis Ohanian: "Our Wives Are No Longer Accepting The Bare Minimum!"

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The United States, Highest Infant Mortality, Lowest Life Expectancy, BUT ...Most Gold Medals ehh?
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

The United States, Highest Infant Mortality, Lowest Life Expectancy, BUT ...Most Gold Medals ehh?

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"I Would do Anything for Social Justice," Says Shaw Man Who Hasn't Paid His ACLU Subscription in 3 Years
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

"I Would do Anything for Social Justice," Says Shaw Man Who Hasn't Paid His ACLU Subscription in 3 Years

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Why I Stopped Dating and Started Adopting Cicada Nymphs Falling From the Sky
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Why I Stopped Dating and Started Adopting Cicada Nymphs Falling From the Sky

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42-Year-Old Woman's Sudden Euphoria Diagnosed by Doctor as "Fucks Leaving the Body”
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

42-Year-Old Woman's Sudden Euphoria Diagnosed by Doctor as "Fucks Leaving the Body”

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Is the Hot Guy at Malcolm X Park Really Reading or Does He Just Want a Cutie to Ask Him About His Book?
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Is the Hot Guy at Malcolm X Park Really Reading or Does He Just Want a Cutie to Ask Him About His Book?

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NOMA REI Spins Homeless Encampment Next Door as “Late Stage Capitalism Urban Camping Enthusiast Playground”
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

NOMA REI Spins Homeless Encampment Next Door as “Late Stage Capitalism Urban Camping Enthusiast Playground”

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Logan Circle Woman Uses Movers for the First Time, Realizes She Can Now Unfriend Friends With Trucks
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Logan Circle Woman Uses Movers for the First Time, Realizes She Can Now Unfriend Friends With Trucks

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Mayor Bowser Forms Task Force to Prevent Snoop Dogg From Posting Videos of DC Police Violence
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Mayor Bowser Forms Task Force to Prevent Snoop Dogg From Posting Videos of DC Police Violence

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