All Posts

Featured

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Jul 27, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Jun 16, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Jun 14, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Jun 7, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

May 29, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

May 28, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

May 23, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

May 22, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

May 19, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

May 9, 2023

High Ponies, Bows, and Slime: An Exclusive Look Inside the "JoJo Siwa National Airport" Renaming Proposal

Anna Ross 5/5/21 Anna Ross 5/5/21

High Ponies, Bows, and Slime: An Exclusive Look Inside the "JoJo Siwa National Airport" Renaming Proposal

Read More

Google Calendar Announces New “Social Anxiety Decompression Scheduler” that Automatically Adds Post-Hangout Over Analysis Time

The Cherry Swamp 5/5/21 The Cherry Swamp 5/5/21

Google Calendar Announces New “Social Anxiety Decompression Scheduler” that Automatically Adds Post-Hangout Over Analysis Time

Read More

How to Continue Avoiding Your Partner's Friends and Family Even As Quarantine is Lifting

The Cherry Swamp 5/5/21 The Cherry Swamp 5/5/21

How to Continue Avoiding Your Partner's Friends and Family Even As Quarantine is Lifting

Read More

Arlington Woman Excited About Staring At Her Phone For Hours Outside Rather Than Staring At Her Phone For Hours Inside

Anna Ross 5/5/21 Anna Ross 5/5/21

Arlington Woman Excited About Staring At Her Phone For Hours Outside Rather Than Staring At Her Phone For Hours Inside

Read More

Cinnabon to Debut "Vaxx-Cinna-Bites" at Tyson's Corner Mass Vaccination Site This Week

Anna Ross 4/29/21 Anna Ross 4/29/21

Cinnabon to Debut "Vaxx-Cinna-Bites" at Tyson's Corner Mass Vaccination Site This Week

Read More

Halfway Through Ramadan, Roommate Finally Understands You Don't Actually Not Eat or Drink For A Month

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Halfway Through Ramadan, Roommate Finally Understands You Don't Actually Not Eat or Drink For A Month

Read More

"Having a Picnic at Meridian Hill Park is Too Mainstream," Says Guy Who Has a Picnic at Logan Circle

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

"Having a Picnic at Meridian Hill Park is Too Mainstream," Says Guy Who Has a Picnic at Logan Circle

It all begins with an idea.

Read More

"We Used to Give ‘em a Pizza and Call It a Day” CEO Nostalgic About Pre-Pandemic Employee Burnout Levels

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

"We Used to Give ‘em a Pizza and Call It a Day” CEO Nostalgic About Pre-Pandemic Employee Burnout Levels

Read More

Foggy Bottom Guy Who Plans to Move Away in Two Years Complains How Transient DC Is

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Foggy Bottom Guy Who Plans to Move Away in Two Years Complains How Transient DC Is

Read More

DC Residents Ecstatic at Go Go music Featured at the Oscars, Still Would Like Statehood

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

DC Residents Ecstatic at Go Go music Featured at the Oscars, Still Would Like Statehood

Read More

Report: The Shitty Bros Drag Racing in High School Became the Shitty Police Bros Drag Racing in NE

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Report: The Shitty Bros Drag Racing in High School Became the Shitty Police Bros Drag Racing in NE

Read More

Fallen Tree Blocking 16th Street Charged With Terrorism, Allegedly Associated With Extinction Rebellion Environmental Activists

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Fallen Tree Blocking 16th Street Charged With Terrorism, Allegedly Associated With Extinction Rebellion Environmental Activists

Read More

Overhead in DC: "I Can’t Wait to Stop Worrying About Dying of COVID and Get Back to Old Days Worrying About Dying in a Mass Shooting”

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Overhead in DC: "I Can’t Wait to Stop Worrying About Dying of COVID and Get Back to Old Days Worrying About Dying in a Mass Shooting”

Read More

Columbia Heights Man Can't Wait To Go To Wonderland Ballroom and Tell Friend "Sorry What I Can't Hear You"

The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/29/21

Columbia Heights Man Can't Wait To Go To Wonderland Ballroom and Tell Friend "Sorry What I Can't Hear You"

Read More

White Couple Buys Home in Brightwood Park, Wonders What They Can Do To Fight Gentrification

The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21

White Couple Buys Home in Brightwood Park, Wonders What They Can Do To Fight Gentrification

Read More

I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This (But I Hope It's The Person I'm Passive Aggressively Communicating With)

The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21

I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This (But I Hope It's The Person I'm Passive Aggressively Communicating With)

Read More

April Showers Bring May Flowers And Other Lies Perpetuated by the American School System

The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21

April Showers Bring May Flowers And Other Lies Perpetuated by the American School System

Read More

The Cherry Swamp Picks for What to Pretend to Read to Be The Most Interesting Person in Malcolm X Park

Anna Ross 4/21/21 Anna Ross 4/21/21

The Cherry Swamp Picks for What to Pretend to Read to Be The Most Interesting Person in Malcolm X Park

It all begins with an idea.

Read More

CDC Recommends That Despite Being Vaccinated, People Should Avoid Hanging Close to Capitol Hill Fuccbois

The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21 The Cherry Swamp 4/21/21

CDC Recommends That Despite Being Vaccinated, People Should Avoid Hanging Close to Capitol Hill Fuccbois

Read More

West Virginia Offers $12,000 to Relocating Remote Workers; Current West Virginians Told To Go Fuck Themselves

Anna Ross 4/21/21 Anna Ross 4/21/21

West Virginia Offers $12,000 to Relocating Remote Workers; Current West Virginians Told To Go Fuck Themselves

Read More