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World, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/24/22 World, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/24/22 What to Do When World War III is Starting But You Still Have to Go to Your Dumb Little Job and Pay Dumb Little Bills Read More
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US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/10/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/10/22 Bear Spray Rebrands as "Legitimate Political Discourse Spray" Read More
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US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 1/30/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 1/30/22 Supreme Court Blocks Vaccine Mandate, Totally Cool Mandating Birth Read More
US & Politics, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 1/20/22 US & Politics, Science & Health The Cherry Swamp 1/20/22 "I Believe in a Parent's Right to Ensure Their Children Get COVID" VA Gov. Youngkin Lifts Mask Mandate Read More
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 1/18/22 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 1/18/22 USPS Will Ship Your Free COVID Tests “When We Get Around to It” Read More
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 9/17/21 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 9/17/21 "That Fetus Has The Right to Die of Covid" Texas Governor Greg Abbot Read More
US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 9/8/21 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 9/8/21 Women Propose Hard-On Bill, Life Starts With an Erection, Erection Vigilantes Flock to Texas Hooters Read More
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US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 8/27/21 George W. Bush Excitedly Dusts Off 'Mission Accomplished' Banner Read More
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