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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy
Love & Dating, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23 Love & Dating, US & Politics The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23

Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for your Girlfriend Now That She Doesn’t Have Bodily Autonomy

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DC Dating Hack: Brentwood Woman Uses TaskRabbit as Dating App
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 2/14/23

DC Dating Hack: Brentwood Woman Uses TaskRabbit as Dating App

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Arlington Bro Writes Entire Hinge Profile With ChatGPT
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 2/6/23 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 2/6/23

Arlington Bro Writes Entire Hinge Profile With ChatGPT

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Lonely Van Ness Man Switches Deodorants to Smell Like He's Been Around Someone Else
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/21/23 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/21/23

Lonely Van Ness Man Switches Deodorants to Smell Like He's Been Around Someone Else

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Hyatt Staff Given the Week Off Following Mid-Atlantic Leather Convention
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/17/23 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/17/23

Hyatt Staff Given the Week Off Following Mid-Atlantic Leather Convention

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Petworth Woman Uses the "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" Facebook Page as a Dating App
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/7/23 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 1/7/23

Petworth Woman Uses the "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" Facebook Page as a Dating App

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What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/24/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/24/22

What Your (C)hanuk(k)ah Spelling Says About Your Fuck Style

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MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/15/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/15/22

MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season

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Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/11/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/11/22

Edgewood Man Gives Wife Coupon to Perform Basic Chore He Should Be Doing Anyway

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Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/8/22

Missed Connection: You Cursed Me Out Under Your Breath as I Used the Crosswalk

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DC Singles Lose Another Way to Not Meet Their Person
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/6/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 12/6/22

DC Singles Lose Another Way to Not Meet Their Person

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Disappointed Palisades Couple Discovers Swingers Is Mini Golf
Love & Dating, Sports The Cherry Swamp 11/9/22 Love & Dating, Sports The Cherry Swamp 11/9/22

Disappointed Palisades Couple Discovers Swingers Is Mini Golf

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Things to Talk About Other Than Your Time in the Peace Corps
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 11/5/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 11/5/22

Things to Talk About Other Than Your Time in the Peace Corps

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Navy Yard Man Can’t Tell You What He Does, Can't Tell That You Don't Fucking Care
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 11/1/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 11/1/22

Navy Yard Man Can’t Tell You What He Does, Can't Tell That You Don't Fucking Care

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Original! Logan Circle Man Wears Harness as Only Part of Halloween Costume
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/31/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/31/22

Original! Logan Circle Man Wears Harness as Only Part of Halloween Costume

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“Choke Me, Daddy” Former Deputy Mayor Geldart Cleans Up at Nellie's
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22

“Choke Me, Daddy” Former Deputy Mayor Geldart Cleans Up at Nellie's

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ISO a F@¢k: What to List on Your Buy Nothing Group that Says "I Wanna Smash"
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/3/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/3/22

ISO a F@¢k: What to List on Your Buy Nothing Group that Says "I Wanna Smash"

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“Is He an Intellectual or Just Broke?” Asks Woman After Fourth Smithsonian Date
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/30/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/30/22

“Is He an Intellectual or Just Broke?” Asks Woman After Fourth Smithsonian Date

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Under New Bill, DC’s Traffic Cameras Would Dole Out Points, Fines, and Dating Advice
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/27/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/27/22

Under New Bill, DC’s Traffic Cameras Would Dole Out Points, Fines, and Dating Advice

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Dupont Man Retires from Dating after Finding First Gray Pube
Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/24/22 Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 9/24/22

Dupont Man Retires from Dating after Finding First Gray Pube

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