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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Candlelight Vigil Planned for Grandmothers Lost to Reindeer Collisions
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/29/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/29/22

Candlelight Vigil Planned for Grandmothers Lost to Reindeer Collisions

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All I Want for Christmas is a Decent Fucking Bike Lane
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All I Want for Christmas is a Decent Fucking Bike Lane

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Tiny Timber Rises Again With Help of Tree-alis
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Tiny Timber Rises Again With Help of Tree-alis

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Pat Collins’ Snow Stick Announces Solo Career
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Pat Collins’ Snow Stick Announces Solo Career

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AdMo Woman Putting the "Sag" in Sagittarius Season By Not Wearing Bra for A Month
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AdMo Woman Putting the "Sag" in Sagittarius Season By Not Wearing Bra for A Month

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MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season
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MPD A Little Too Ready for Cuffing Season

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Mayor Bowser Attempts to Hide Homeless as Presents Under the Tree
Local The Cherry Swamp 12/13/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 12/13/22

Mayor Bowser Attempts to Hide Homeless as Presents Under the Tree

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WMATA Brags Red Line Service Improved from Non-functional to Dysfunctional
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WMATA Brags Red Line Service Improved from Non-functional to Dysfunctional

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Dog Files for Emancipation After Mom Feeds Her Two Minutes Late
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/29/22

Dog Files for Emancipation After Mom Feeds Her Two Minutes Late

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In Attempt to Stop Fare Evasion, Metro Experiments with Retractable Spikes
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/28/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/28/22

In Attempt to Stop Fare Evasion, Metro Experiments with Retractable Spikes

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Top 15 Cutting Board Booths at the Downtown Holiday Market
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Top 15 Cutting Board Booths at the Downtown Holiday Market

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Shero! Shaw Woman Conspires to Be the Drunk Uncle at Thanksgiving This Year
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/24/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/24/22

Shero! Shaw Woman Conspires to Be the Drunk Uncle at Thanksgiving This Year

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Gobble Gobble! Get Uninvited to Next Year's Thanksgiving by Making Everything Sound Sexual
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 11/23/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 11/23/22

Gobble Gobble! Get Uninvited to Next Year's Thanksgiving by Making Everything Sound Sexual

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GW Freshman Argues Over Which Overrated Cupcake Shop is Better
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/19/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/19/22

GW Freshman Argues Over Which Overrated Cupcake Shop is Better

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Taylor Swift Skipping DC Starts Mass Exodus of DC's White Women
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Taylor Swift Skipping DC Starts Mass Exodus of DC's White Women

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Bowser Appoints Sentient Nightstick to Be Night Mayor
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Bowser Appoints Sentient Nightstick to Be Night Mayor

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Disaster! AdMo Influencer Loses 10K Followers After Forgetting to Take Apple Picking Snaps
Local The Cherry Swamp 11/9/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 11/9/22

Disaster! AdMo Influencer Loses 10K Followers After Forgetting to Take Apple Picking Snaps

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Tragic! NoMa Oak Tree Really Thinks She Can Pull Off Auburn Highlights
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Tragic! NoMa Oak Tree Really Thinks She Can Pull Off Auburn Highlights

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Op-Ed: Why I’m Entitled to Bereavement from Work When a National Zoo Animal Dies
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Op-Ed: Why I’m Entitled to Bereavement from Work When a National Zoo Animal Dies

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Top Zero Halloween Costumes Your Pet Won’t Resent You For
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Top Zero Halloween Costumes Your Pet Won’t Resent You For

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