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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
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Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
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The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
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The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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VIDA Offers Stiletto Boot Camp Class to Prepare Muscle Queens for High Heel Race
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/25/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/25/22

VIDA Offers Stiletto Boot Camp Class to Prepare Muscle Queens for High Heel Race

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WMATA to Convert 7000-Series Trains into Spirit Halloween Stores
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/22/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/22/22

WMATA to Convert 7000-Series Trains into Spirit Halloween Stores

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Newly Inducted Gang Member Receives Uniform, Badge, Free Car
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/21/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/21/22

Newly Inducted Gang Member Receives Uniform, Badge, Free Car

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Hill Staffer Gets Annual Bonus from Forgotten Cash in Winter Coat
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/20/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/20/22

Hill Staffer Gets Annual Bonus from Forgotten Cash in Winter Coat

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DC Parking Enforcement Announces a Monthly Subscription Service For Repeat Offenders
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/15/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/15/22

DC Parking Enforcement Announces a Monthly Subscription Service For Repeat Offenders

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“Choke Me, Daddy” Former Deputy Mayor Geldart Cleans Up at Nellie's
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22

“Choke Me, Daddy” Former Deputy Mayor Geldart Cleans Up at Nellie's

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WMATA Finally Builds Stop at Georgetown to Make Getting There Even Harder
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/13/22

WMATA Finally Builds Stop at Georgetown to Make Getting There Even Harder

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Local Jewish Woman Spent Yom Kippur Atoning for Standing on the Left on Dupont Escalator
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/11/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/11/22

Local Jewish Woman Spent Yom Kippur Atoning for Standing on the Left on Dupont Escalator

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Columbia Heights Man Shocked to Receive No Offers for his College Mattress
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/11/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/11/22

Columbia Heights Man Shocked to Receive No Offers for his College Mattress

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Shaw Library Kickstarts Parking Sign Literacy Program
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/10/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/10/22

Shaw Library Kickstarts Parking Sign Literacy Program

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Revealed! The Secret DC Neighborhoods Only the 1% Know About
Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 10/8/22 Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 10/8/22

Revealed! The Secret DC Neighborhoods Only the 1% Know About

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Adams Morgan Realtor Runs out of Adjectives for Cozy to Describe 500-sq Foot Basement Apartment
Local The Cherry Swamp 10/1/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 10/1/22

Adams Morgan Realtor Runs out of Adjectives for Cozy to Describe 500-sq Foot Basement Apartment

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Bad Driving Replaces Old Bay as Only Thing Americans Know About Maryland
Local The Cherry Swamp 9/29/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 9/29/22

Bad Driving Replaces Old Bay as Only Thing Americans Know About Maryland

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Confirmed: Maryland Drivers are the Worst, Also Water Is Wet
Local The Cherry Swamp 9/21/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 9/21/22

Confirmed: Maryland Drivers are the Worst, Also Water Is Wet

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Caption Contest: _____ Proves Safe Space for Besuited Asshole to Be His "Authentic Self"
Local The Cherry Swamp 9/16/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 9/16/22

Caption Contest: _____ Proves Safe Space for Besuited Asshole to Be His "Authentic Self"

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Capitol Hill Squirrels Announce Union Bid to Gain Bird Feeder Access
Local The Cherry Swamp 9/6/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 9/6/22

Capitol Hill Squirrels Announce Union Bid to Gain Bird Feeder Access

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Cursed Wendy's at Dave Thomas Circle to be Memorialized with Fender Bender Mural
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 9/3/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 9/3/22

Cursed Wendy's at Dave Thomas Circle to be Memorialized with Fender Bender Mural

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Palisades Boomer Ponders the Biggest Source of Violence in the City: Guns or $20 Avocado Toast
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 8/30/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 8/30/22

Palisades Boomer Ponders the Biggest Source of Violence in the City: Guns or $20 Avocado Toast

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Go-getter! WMATA Bus Driver Invents Eight New Techniques for Blocking Traffic
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/29/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/29/22

Go-getter! WMATA Bus Driver Invents Eight New Techniques for Blocking Traffic

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How to Have High Self-Esteem Even Though You Aren't Alexandra Petri
Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/28/22 Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 8/28/22

How to Have High Self-Esteem Even Though You Aren't Alexandra Petri

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