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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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May 9, 2023

Cherry Swamp's Summer 2022 Playlist
Lifestyle, Local The Cherry Swamp 8/10/22 Lifestyle, Local The Cherry Swamp 8/10/22

Cherry Swamp's Summer 2022 Playlist

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Bummer! Georgetown Man Heartbroken Another Restaurant He Never Knew Existed Closing
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/7/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/7/22

Bummer! Georgetown Man Heartbroken Another Restaurant He Never Knew Existed Closing

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DC Water Mascot Wendy Quits After 397th Navy Yard Bro Asks If She's Wet
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/6/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/6/22

DC Water Mascot Wendy Quits After 397th Navy Yard Bro Asks If She's Wet

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DC Gay Bars We Wish Existed
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/5/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/5/22

DC Gay Bars We Wish Existed

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Feeling Old? This Is What the WMATA Red Line Looks Like Now
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/3/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/3/22

Feeling Old? This Is What the WMATA Red Line Looks Like Now

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Savvy DC Real Estate Agents Add "Outdoor Sauna" to All Listings for Summer Season
Local The Cherry Swamp 8/2/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 8/2/22

Savvy DC Real Estate Agents Add "Outdoor Sauna" to All Listings for Summer Season

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MPD Hoping Trio of Scrappy Podcasters Solve 96% of Crimes
Local, Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 7/26/22 Local, Entertainment The Cherry Swamp 7/26/22

MPD Hoping Trio of Scrappy Podcasters Solve 96% of Crimes

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Bowser Clarifies She's a Queer Ally, Also Not Mario's Enemy
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 7/23/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 7/23/22

Bowser Clarifies She's a Queer Ally, Also Not Mario's Enemy

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Study: 77% of Thieves Steal Wheels to Replace Their Previously-Stolen Wheels
Local The Cherry Swamp 7/22/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 7/22/22

Study: 77% of Thieves Steal Wheels to Replace Their Previously-Stolen Wheels

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Shaw Man Stunned to Learn the VRE Exists
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Shaw Man Stunned to Learn the VRE Exists

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AdMo Woman Begging to Get Her Pothole Filled by NBC4 Transportation-Reporting Hunk Adam Tuss
Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 7/18/22 Local, Love & Dating The Cherry Swamp 7/18/22

AdMo Woman Begging to Get Her Pothole Filled by NBC4 Transportation-Reporting Hunk Adam Tuss

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QUIZ: Is That the Botanical Gardens' Corpse Flower Blooming or Our Country Rotting?
Local The Cherry Swamp 7/16/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 7/16/22

QUIZ: Is That the Botanical Gardens' Corpse Flower Blooming or Our Country Rotting?

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Bowser Offers Congress 60,000 Pounds of Seized Fireworks In Exchange for Statehood
Local The Cherry Swamp 7/14/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 7/14/22

Bowser Offers Congress 60,000 Pounds of Seized Fireworks In Exchange for Statehood

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Cherry Swamp’s List of DC-inspired Drag Names
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Cherry Swamp’s List of DC-inspired Drag Names

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Study: Number One Cause of Atheism Single Conversation with Evangelical Christians
Local The Cherry Swamp 7/5/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 7/5/22

Study: Number One Cause of Atheism Single Conversation with Evangelical Christians

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DC Bulk Trash Pickup Will Now Accept Your Discarded Civil Rights
Local The Cherry Swamp 7/5/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 7/5/22

DC Bulk Trash Pickup Will Now Accept Your Discarded Civil Rights

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Dinos, Coke, and Orgies: Smithsonian Employees Dish on Late-Night Solstice Benders
Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 6/24/22 Local, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 6/24/22

Dinos, Coke, and Orgies: Smithsonian Employees Dish on Late-Night Solstice Benders

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Mayoral Campaign Mailers Create New Tent City that Bowser Will Destroy Next Week
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/22/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/22/22

Mayoral Campaign Mailers Create New Tent City that Bowser Will Destroy Next Week

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Only Way to Stop Cops from Getting Shot is More Cops, Explains Cop Running for City Council
Local The Cherry Swamp 6/21/22 Local The Cherry Swamp 6/21/22

Only Way to Stop Cops from Getting Shot is More Cops, Explains Cop Running for City Council

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Seven Father's Day Gifts That Say "I Don't Know a Single Thing About You, Dad"
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Seven Father's Day Gifts That Say "I Don't Know a Single Thing About You, Dad"

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