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"We Are So Different," Says Compass Coffee Regular Upset He Was Confused with La Colombe Regular
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"We Are So Different," Says Compass Coffee Regular Upset He Was Confused with La Colombe Regular

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"DC Has So Much Culture," Says Shaw Friend Who Spends Every Sunday at Ted's Bulletin
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"DC Has So Much Culture," Says Shaw Friend Who Spends Every Sunday at Ted's Bulletin

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Logan Circle Woman Texts “Hey Girlies!” to Soften the Blow Before Bailing on Friends
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Logan Circle Woman Texts “Hey Girlies!” to Soften the Blow Before Bailing on Friends

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Fourth Snowfall in Two Weeks Fails to Trend on Instagram: “It’s Not the Vibe”
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Fourth Snowfall in Two Weeks Fails to Trend on Instagram: “It’s Not the Vibe”

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New Kusama Exhibit Opens At Hirshorn That You'll Only See on Instagram

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"It Could Only Be Covid," Says AdMo Man Who Drank Two Cocktails, Seven Beers, and Four Shots Last Night
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"It Could Only Be Covid," Says AdMo Man Who Drank Two Cocktails, Seven Beers, and Four Shots Last Night

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Woman Gets Key to the City For Macing a Man Who Tried To Explain NFTs to Her
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Woman Gets Key to the City For Macing a Man Who Tried To Explain NFTs to Her

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Petworth Woman Jealous Omicron Peaked in Two Months While She Hasn't Peaked in 28 Years
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Petworth Woman Jealous Omicron Peaked in Two Months While She Hasn't Peaked in 28 Years

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Group House Dilemma! Should You Trade Your COVID Tests for the Good Shelf in the Pantry?

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Quiz: Do Your Plants Think You're Lazy?
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Quiz: Do Your Plants Think You're Lazy?

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Wow! Deanwood Woman Develops a New Personality After Buying an Adult Onesie
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Wow! Deanwood Woman Develops a New Personality After Buying an Adult Onesie

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MLK Day Sales to Make You Feel Like an Ally
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I Survived: I Asked a Man a Rhetorical Question and He Didn’t Shut Up for 107 Minutes

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Ace Hardware Creates New Rewards Tier for Shaw Woman Starting 17th New Hobby in Year Three of the Pandemic

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How to Plan a Casual Get-Together with Three Friends in Only 27 Texts Over 14 Weeks
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How to Plan a Casual Get-Together with Three Friends in Only 27 Texts Over 14 Weeks

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Get Ready for Quarantine Round 11, Learn to Make Your Own Sushi Now!
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Get Ready for Quarantine Round 11, Learn to Make Your Own Sushi Now!

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Linguists Confirm We Have Run Out of Ways to Spell "Caitlin"
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Linguists Confirm We Have Run Out of Ways to Spell "Caitlin"

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REPORT: Blondes Do Have More Fun Due To All Their White Privilege

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