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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
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Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
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Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
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Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
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Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
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May 9, 2023

Top 10 DC Restaurants that are Actually in Maryland
Food The Cherry Swamp 10/4/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 10/4/22

Top 10 DC Restaurants that are Actually in Maryland

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Tell Us Your Favorite 'Busboys And Poets' Location and We'll Tell You How Woke You Are
Food The Cherry Swamp 9/9/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 9/9/22

Tell Us Your Favorite 'Busboys And Poets' Location and We'll Tell You How Woke You Are

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Cursed Wendy's at Dave Thomas Circle to be Memorialized with Fender Bender Mural
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 9/3/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 9/3/22

Cursed Wendy's at Dave Thomas Circle to be Memorialized with Fender Bender Mural

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Palisades Boomer Ponders the Biggest Source of Violence in the City: Guns or $20 Avocado Toast
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 8/30/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 8/30/22

Palisades Boomer Ponders the Biggest Source of Violence in the City: Guns or $20 Avocado Toast

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Upcoming H Street Bistro "Irregardless" Forces Wine-loving Grammar Nerd to Swallow Her Pride
Food The Cherry Swamp 8/27/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 8/27/22

Upcoming H Street Bistro "Irregardless" Forces Wine-loving Grammar Nerd to Swallow Her Pride

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In Memoriam: Remembering Those Lost to the 2022 Trampling at Wegmans
Food The Cherry Swamp 7/22/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 7/22/22

In Memoriam: Remembering Those Lost to the 2022 Trampling at Wegmans

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Lengthy Line of Besuited Interns Ensures CapHill Fast-Casual Lunch Will Be Neither Fast Nor Casual
Food The Cherry Swamp 7/19/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 7/19/22

Lengthy Line of Besuited Interns Ensures CapHill Fast-Casual Lunch Will Be Neither Fast Nor Casual

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Study: DC Restaurant Meals Served to Republican Politicians 78% Spit
Food The Cherry Swamp 7/15/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 7/15/22

Study: DC Restaurant Meals Served to Republican Politicians 78% Spit

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Outdoor Dining Guide: Best Bug Spray to Pair with DC's Finest Restaurants
Food, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 7/2/22 Food, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 7/2/22

Outdoor Dining Guide: Best Bug Spray to Pair with DC's Finest Restaurants

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Five Brunch Spots to Get a Bloody Mary Garnished with a Whole Fuckin' Sandwich, You Little Piggy
Food The Cherry Swamp 6/25/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 6/25/22

Five Brunch Spots to Get a Bloody Mary Garnished with a Whole Fuckin' Sandwich, You Little Piggy

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Brussels Sprouts Cook-Off Devolves into Fist Fight When Everyone Makes it with Bacon
Food The Cherry Swamp 5/29/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 5/29/22

Brussels Sprouts Cook-Off Devolves into Fist Fight When Everyone Makes it with Bacon

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Bloomingdale Woman Prays Boot on Car is Actually Cake
Food The Cherry Swamp 5/26/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 5/26/22

Bloomingdale Woman Prays Boot on Car is Actually Cake

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“I Love Mexican Culture!” Screams Drunk AdMo Man at Barcelona on Cinco de Mayo
Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22 Local, Food The Cherry Swamp 5/5/22

“I Love Mexican Culture!” Screams Drunk AdMo Man at Barcelona on Cinco de Mayo

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Scientists Discover Edible Bagel at Metro Center Panera Bread
Food The Cherry Swamp 5/2/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 5/2/22

Scientists Discover Edible Bagel at Metro Center Panera Bread

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TUMS Opens Gourmet Restaurant for People 30 and Up
Food The Cherry Swamp 4/25/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 4/25/22

TUMS Opens Gourmet Restaurant for People 30 and Up

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RAMMYs Front Runner! Shaw Woman Adds Peas to Annie's Mac and Cheese
Food The Cherry Swamp 4/17/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 4/17/22

RAMMYs Front Runner! Shaw Woman Adds Peas to Annie's Mac and Cheese

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Brightwood Couple Agree to Share Air Fryer Custody Following Breakup
Love & Dating, Food The Cherry Swamp 4/15/22 Love & Dating, Food The Cherry Swamp 4/15/22

Brightwood Couple Agree to Share Air Fryer Custody Following Breakup

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Due to Soaring Gas Prices, El Centro Margs No Longer Highest Value Liquid in DMV
Food The Cherry Swamp 3/19/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 3/19/22

Due to Soaring Gas Prices, El Centro Margs No Longer Highest Value Liquid in DMV

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Old Bay Vodka Has Virginians Questioning if Removal of Russian Vodka Was Right Move
Food, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 3/10/22 Food, Lifestyle The Cherry Swamp 3/10/22

Old Bay Vodka Has Virginians Questioning if Removal of Russian Vodka Was Right Move

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Girl Scouts Rename Cookies "Body Positive Mints"
Food The Cherry Swamp 2/3/22 Food The Cherry Swamp 2/3/22

Girl Scouts Rename Cookies "Body Positive Mints"

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