All Posts Featured July 27, 2023 Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville July 27, 2023 July 27, 2023 June 16, 2023 Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision June 16, 2023 June 16, 2023 June 14, 2023 Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod June 14, 2023 June 14, 2023 June 7, 2023 Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks June 7, 2023 June 7, 2023 May 29, 2023 Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off May 29, 2023 May 29, 2023 May 28, 2023 Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing May 28, 2023 May 28, 2023 May 23, 2023 Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day? May 23, 2023 May 23, 2023 May 22, 2023 Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition May 22, 2023 May 22, 2023 May 19, 2023 The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings May 19, 2023 May 19, 2023 May 9, 2023 Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie May 9, 2023 May 9, 2023 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/19/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/19/21 "Our Bad, We Legit Forgot That Children Under 12 Are People" Says CDC 🤦🏽♀️ Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/12/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/12/21 Brood X Cicadas Find DC Unrecognizable After 17 Years of Human Gentrification Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/14/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/14/21 Arena Stage Opens as a High-Capacity Vaccine Site, Your Friends Still Won't Watch Your Improv Show 😩 Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/7/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/7/21 On the Verge of Hot Girl Summer 🥵, European Wax Center Estheticians Prepare for Hostile Enemy Bushes Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/31/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/31/21 I LIVED IT: I Fucked a Cherry Blossom Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/24/21 😱 Nightmare on P Street 🧟♂️: Parking Enforcement Emerges From the Fog Croaking “I Require Revenue..." Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/17/21 Toothpaste Enthusiasts Excited for the Return of the ☘️ Shamrock ☘️ Shake Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/10/21 Inspiring! This NoMa Woman Understood the DC Vaccine Portal Announcement Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/3/21 Meet Buggy! The DC Vaccine Registration Site's Cutest and Newest Mascot to Help You Navigate Its Technical Ineptitude Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/24/21 💉Navy Yard Man Purposely Keeps Sleeve Rolled Up on Tinder Profile to Inspire Vaccine Envy💉 Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/17/21 🐭 Lonely Guy Teleworking During the Pandemic, Seriously Considering Adopting Rats from Dupont Circle Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/10/21 ❤️Galentine’s Day Even More Depressing Over Zoom ❤️ Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/3/21 "I'm From Hoth and This is Nothing" Annoying Neighbor Won't Shut Up About DC Snow Storm Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/27/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/27/21 LOCAL HERO? McPherson Square Man Gets Bagel at 'Call Your Mother' Doesn't Post About it on Instagram Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/20/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/20/21 "3...2...1 Happy New President! This is our Ball Drop" D.C. Residents Countdown Trump's Helicopter Departure Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/13/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/13/21 Following Insurrection, 75% of West Virginia on No-Fly List Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/6/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/6/21 🗳Count von Count Brought in to Explain Election Results to Trump 🗳 Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/30/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/30/20 WOW! Which Household Appliance Will I Kiss at Midnight? 😘 Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/23/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/23/20 Amazon Acquires Santa Claus Read More Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/16/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/16/20 Dr. Fauci: "Those who Drank Four Loko Are Prohibited From Asking What's in the Covid Vaccine" Read More Newer Posts Older Posts
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/19/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/19/21 "Our Bad, We Legit Forgot That Children Under 12 Are People" Says CDC 🤦🏽♀️ Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/12/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 5/12/21 Brood X Cicadas Find DC Unrecognizable After 17 Years of Human Gentrification Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/14/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/14/21 Arena Stage Opens as a High-Capacity Vaccine Site, Your Friends Still Won't Watch Your Improv Show 😩 Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/7/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 4/7/21 On the Verge of Hot Girl Summer 🥵, European Wax Center Estheticians Prepare for Hostile Enemy Bushes Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/31/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/31/21 I LIVED IT: I Fucked a Cherry Blossom Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/24/21 😱 Nightmare on P Street 🧟♂️: Parking Enforcement Emerges From the Fog Croaking “I Require Revenue..." Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/17/21 Toothpaste Enthusiasts Excited for the Return of the ☘️ Shamrock ☘️ Shake Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/10/21 Inspiring! This NoMa Woman Understood the DC Vaccine Portal Announcement Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 3/3/21 Meet Buggy! The DC Vaccine Registration Site's Cutest and Newest Mascot to Help You Navigate Its Technical Ineptitude Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/24/21 💉Navy Yard Man Purposely Keeps Sleeve Rolled Up on Tinder Profile to Inspire Vaccine Envy💉 Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/17/21 🐭 Lonely Guy Teleworking During the Pandemic, Seriously Considering Adopting Rats from Dupont Circle Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/10/21 ❤️Galentine’s Day Even More Depressing Over Zoom ❤️ Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 2/3/21 "I'm From Hoth and This is Nothing" Annoying Neighbor Won't Shut Up About DC Snow Storm Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/27/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/27/21 LOCAL HERO? McPherson Square Man Gets Bagel at 'Call Your Mother' Doesn't Post About it on Instagram Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/20/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/20/21 "3...2...1 Happy New President! This is our Ball Drop" D.C. Residents Countdown Trump's Helicopter Departure Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/13/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/13/21 Following Insurrection, 75% of West Virginia on No-Fly List Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/6/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/6/21 🗳Count von Count Brought in to Explain Election Results to Trump 🗳 Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/30/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/30/20 WOW! Which Household Appliance Will I Kiss at Midnight? 😘 Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/23/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/23/20 Amazon Acquires Santa Claus Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/16/20 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/16/20 Dr. Fauci: "Those who Drank Four Loko Are Prohibited From Asking What's in the Covid Vaccine" Read More
